The Real Jess

Well, I’m off to bed. My parting gift to you, a picture of...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:56:00 -0800

Well, I’m off to bed. My parting gift to you, a picture of my Grandma Gwen, mom, brother and nephew. 4 generations :)

He let me give him a mohawk!!

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:45:43 -0800

I'm about to go cut Marks hair.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:37:45 -0800

I hate cutting Marks hair, mostly because he likes it at the shortest possible setting. ugh.

So, I’m sitting here drinking a beer, listening to loud...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:34:00 -0800

So, I’m sitting here drinking a beer, listening to loud music, and learning about invertebrates. Specifically, rotifers right now. I turned the page and look at that! There’s a penis in my notes!

Then I took this picture and realised I looked like a total creeper, and immediately began taking more pictures of myself. This is the only one with a penis though.

I was just watching my screensaver as it flipped through my...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:16:05 -0800

I was just watching my screensaver as it flipped through my pictures. I think you’d be surprised by how many of my pictures are of this girl. Well, surprised if you don’t know her that well, or if you’ve never left your camera unattended around her.

451. YOU CANNOT GIVE YOURSELF A NICKNAME WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:06:56 -0800

jacobchelsey:arrowsandaccolades:(via gotwisdom)

~~Commander Dave Awesome begs to disagree.~~

~~Chelsey Minter ‘TRUCK’ also respectfully disagrees.~~

I fully agree.

FYI

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:34:11 -0800

Marking your emails as ‘urgent’ doesn’t make me read them any sooner, nor do I reply to them faster.

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:26:47 -0800

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I dropped five bucks.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:34:52 -0800

No, Mike, I’m not saying what you think I’m saying. What I’m saying is that five dollars actually fell out of my pocket today, between purchasing a sandwich and arriving in biochem. That’s lame.

jnadiger: . imaginary-cigarettes:thedailywhat:Cyanide...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:26:00 -0800

jnadiger:

. imaginary-cigarettes:thedailywhat:Cyanide and Happiness.

Can’t.stop.kicking.Twilight.while.it’s.down…..CAN’T!

Yeah, look at it down there, with its pathetic greatest cinema opening ever. It sure is down, mewling like a wounded kitten.

jacobchelsey:nathanieljames:(Inspired by)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:52:51 -0800

jacobchelsey:nathanieljames:(Inspired by)

synecdoche:jimrock: My fondest wish.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:01 -0800

synecdoche:jimrock:

My fondest wish.

jacobchelsey:drspencerreid:colporteur:apriliciate:(via...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0800

jacobchelsey:drspencerreid:colporteur:apriliciate:(via harrypottergif)

“… and the pincers!”

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0800

“Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.”

- Anthony J. D’Angelo (via kari-shma)

In an effort to not cry to myself while I work in this poopy weather…

jacobchelsey:warnthesun:charmyourwayout-:setthestage:willowing: Your lips are red because there...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0800

jacobchelsey:warnthesun:charmyourwayout-:setthestage:willowing:

Your lips are red because there are many blood vessels around the lip area and because the skin on your top and bottom lip is very thin, the color from these blood vessels is seen through to the surface of the lips, making them appear red. This also explains the reason why your lips turn blue in cold weather. The cold air makes the blood vessels in your skin tighten and contract, forcing the blood to go deeper into your body to hold in the warmth. This makes your skin look paler and your lips look blue, it’s been known as sign that you need to be warmed up for thousands of years. This is one possible explantion for why we find lips so attractive, we think of red lucious lips as a sign of warmth, good health and invitation. This redness of the lips has been artificially created through lipstick since Mesopotamian times, over 5,000 years ago.

wishopeace: SO TRUE. I still have to concentrate really hard to...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:31:38 -0800

wishopeace:

SO TRUE. I still have to concentrate really hard to see a D… I always see a backwards G haha

My parents just got back from visiting Bill and Kate and Mason...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:30:23 -0800

My parents just got back from visiting Bill and Kate and Mason for the weekend. <3

Reason #98458 why Mark is great:

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:22:00 -0800

He makes me lunch while I’m doing homework. Right now I’m eating a grilled cheese with soup. And pickles on the side. mmmmmm

Homework is lame.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:39:54 -0800

Lunch is good though.

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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:01:55 -0800

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