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so jess at hotmail dot com</description><title>The Real Jess</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @therealjess)</generator><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>synecdoche:(via kayleethelady)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/S40uqyLeFqzfhf1wSBSRWcdjo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/160142584/via-kayleethelady"&gt;synecdoche&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://kayleethelady.tumblr.com/"&gt;kayleethelady&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/237175047</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/237175047</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Mmmmmm</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m drinking beer in a glass so cold the foam is freezing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235451796</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235451796</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:04:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>naddypop:4-20:cvxn:    (via There, I Fixed It)
Kate, I hearby...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqyhgss7T81qz7au2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://naddypop.tumblr.com/post/203623403/4-20-cvxn-what-i-dont-see-any-problem-here"&gt;naddypop&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://4-20.tumblr.com/post/203623054/cvxn-what-i-dont-see-any-problem-here-via"&gt;4-20&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://cvxn.tumblr.com/post/203618645/what-i-dont-see-any-problem-here-via-there-i"&gt;cvxn&lt;/a&gt;:    (via &lt;a href="http://thereifixedit.com/2009/09/29/baby-bongtle/"&gt;There, I Fixed It&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kate, I hearby grant you my permission to go into labour.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(this picture is unrelated, I swear.)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235306330</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235306330</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>se tapahtui, se oli tarpeen.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://delacroix.tumblr.com/post/235277694"&gt;delacroix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I wouldn’t change most things in my past. I accept that sometimes you have to take a scar to learn, and as &lt;a href="http://nihilnoetia.tumblr.com/post/233387680/pain-is-there-to-be-felt-not-numbed-youll-never"&gt;Nathan says&lt;/a&gt;, “…if you don’t have more scars than you have fingers and toes to count them on then you’re damn well doing it wrong.” If you hang or talk with me, you’ve heard “se tapahtui, se oli tarpeen.” Personal mantra:&lt;i&gt; it happened, it was necessary.&lt;/i&gt; Everything that came before is necessary for the awesome I have now; every new day is an opportunity.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235293393</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235293393</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:46:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I am planning on performing quite the experiment this afternoon.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pinkelephink.tumblr.com/post/235218962/i-am-planning-on-performing-quite-the-experiment-this"&gt;pinkelephink&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Can Wii Fit Hula Hooping induce labour?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You’re hilarious. Let me know how this works out!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235227941</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235227941</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:16:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>last midterm in 1 hour... </title><description>&lt;p&gt;wish me luck!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, reading break starts when that is done! Yay!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235196315</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235196315</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Must remember to find the adaptor for my microSD card.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have some sweet pictures on my phone that need uploading.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235177469</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235177469</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:03:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>skysignal:day-breaking:  (via littleteaspoon)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoivxYYAb1qzmhamo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://skysignal.tumblr.com/post/235125404/day-breaking-via-littleteaspoon"&gt;skysignal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://day-breaking.tumblr.com/post/234796803/via-littleteaspoon"&gt;day-breaking&lt;/a&gt;:  (via &lt;a href="http://littleteaspoon.tumblr.com/"&gt;littleteaspoon&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235176908</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/235176908</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:02:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Came out to my computer after lying in bed for 45 minutes very...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoetjYmCH1qzorxio1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Came out to my computer after lying in bed for 45 minutes very awake, only to find that my tumblr has been &lt;a href="http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234717081/this-is-the-brother-that-will-do-the-beer-pong"&gt;hijacked&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m onto you, Michael.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234738429</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234738429</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:15:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This is the brother that will do the beer pong butt whooping at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksodb2b5VL1qzorxio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the brother that will do the beer pong butt whooping at Whistla.  He is super sweet, and his wife is fantastic.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;PS CLark (the moustache) will not make the trip next weekend :(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234717081</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234717081</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:42:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Frick.  On top of all my school work, I also need to learn all...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksod4rxMS51qzorxio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Frick.  On top of all my school work, I also need to learn all these rules for next weekend.  Otherwise, my brother will own me in Whistla - but I’ll school him in flip cup!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234714572</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234714572</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:38:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>iloveweed
God I need a smoke.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpa5ix5XAV1qzequro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iloveweed.tumblr.com/post/176934563/kush"&gt;iloveweed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;God I need a smoke.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234316100</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234316100</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Reasons why Uvic is better than Camosun</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;London fogs on campus&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;beers on campus&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234176736</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234176736</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:08:20 -0800</pubDate><category>no really</category><category>that's about it</category></item><item><title>Note to self:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Put a package of lined paper in the car.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I use a lot of paper and always forget to refill when I’m getting low, and don’t want to buy it from school when I have plenty at home.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234110358</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234110358</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:31:16 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Note to self: look for these.
skysignal:

Created as part of her...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/1fdtdYBtyqm57jaxgW03QPmco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Note to self: look for these.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://skysignal.tumblr.com/post/153717747/created-as-part-of-her-media-arts-degree-student"&gt;skysignal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Created as part of her Media Arts degree, student Melanie Coles created huge paintings of children’s book character Waldo, or Wally as he’s known outside America, to be placed on various rooftops in Vancouver, Canada, so everyone can play the Where’s Waldo game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/giant-figures-google-earth/3100"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234090129</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234090129</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Loverman beat me at rock, paper, beejay."</title><description>“Loverman beat me at rock, paper, beejay.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://delacroix.tumblr.com/post/234061000"&gt;delacroix: Wrapping up the Chicago leg of Delatour ‘09.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What exactly is rock, paper, beejay?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234066250</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234066250</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:28:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahhappy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksn58oSPyd1qzdr4go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahhappy.tumblr.com/post/233950243/omg-haha"&gt;fuckyeahhappy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234057881</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/234057881</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:16:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahtwilight:fckyeahtimmy:*Click for bigger.*


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm55jSXyv1qztjfvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahtwilight.tumblr.com/post/233472261/fckyeahtimmy-click-for-bigger"&gt;fuckyeahtwilight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://fckyeahtimmy.tumblr.com/post/233424763"&gt;fckyeahtimmy&lt;/a&gt;:*Click for bigger.*&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/233514278</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/233514278</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:29:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thegrasshopperunit:

The dodge viper logo looks like daffy duck...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm7j0JUrM1qzrqm0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thegrasshopperunit.tumblr.com/post/233470412/the-dodge-viper-logo-looks-like-daffy-duck-when"&gt;thegrasshopperunit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The dodge viper logo looks like daffy duck when you flip it upside down… just sayin…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/233500290</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/233500290</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:14:46 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>eatsleepdraw:

Totally is.

I don’t understand if...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb5hyRO3n1qz7t0xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://eatsleepdraw.com/post/233244425/totally-is"&gt;eatsleepdraw&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Totally is.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don’t understand if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/233484980</link><guid>http://therealjess.tumblr.com/post/233484980</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:58:56 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
