January 2010
Jan 30th
rugbywook asked: suppy??
what night you coming out for training?
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Currently learning genetics and listening to loud,...
Jan 30th
“Only you can prevent forest fires!”
– Smokey the Bear (via realrealsoft)
Jan 30th
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Ask and ye shall receive! →
Seriously. Click and ask. I shall answer.
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
legend of neil comedy based on the legend of... →
(via westjo) This is awesome, you should watch it. <3
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
I will never, ever, ever--so long as I...
jaimeleigh: I don’t understand. I don’t understand. I don’t understand. There are a lot of LGBT people in this world. So many, in fact, that everybody undoubtedly knows and cares for at least one. By choosing to limit social progress you are negatively impacting that person’s life. I don’t understand. I don’t understand. I don’t understand.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
just... click the link.  →
(via mtastic) For use in dire situations.
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“Drink lots of water. I can’t function unless I drink a lot of water. My favorite...”
– Ellen Degeneres, The Funny Thing is… (via meddlingmeggles) (via fuckyeahellendegeneres)
Jan 29th
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How To Sound Smart In Front Of Your Friends: Words...
iammattjordan: Tripsolagnophilia (TRIP-suh-LAG-nuh-FIL-ee-uh) - The desire to obtain sexual pleasure from massage. Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz’m) - Sex in the bath or shower. Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis) - The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genitalia through your pants pockets. “playing pocket pool” or “pocket hockey” Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal...
Jan 27th
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Dog Wedding: A Tragedy in 4 Acts
synecdoche:theidiotking: I wrote a 4 act play last night at 3 AM. It’ll probably take you 1.2 minutes to read. Plot: 2 dogs are getting married. It’s retarded. act 1 act 2 act 3 act 4 this is beautiful
Jan 27th
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The only good thing that happened today:
absinthemyth: therealjess: Mason is here right now, sleeping the in the other room. <3 that’s a pretty good thing. xo Oh, it’s a very, very good thing. He is cooing in his sleep!
Jan 26th
The only good thing that happened today:
Mason is here right now, sleeping the in the other room. <3
Jan 26th
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They updated bejeweled blitz on facebook, but none of the new features work properly. Now I can’t get into it at all. Screw you facebook, I’m just trying to play some mindless games til practice in an hour.
Jan 26th
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Listenfeelingfeisty:nedhepburn: George Michael...
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Dear Tumblrstaff,
Where did all my posts from February 2009 go? I know I posted all sorts of stuff that month, and that I didn’t delete them. So where did they go? Can I have them back, please? Love Jessica. ?
Jan 25th
“Maybe the definition of home is the place where you are never forgiven, so you...”
– Gregory Maguire, Wicked.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Also,
the outlet that I deliberately sat next to in the library doesn’t work. Eff you, broken outlet. Now I have go move. This lil corner is all nice and quiet and I am not down with moving.
Jan 25th
Tea really wasn't doing the trick for me today.
The vday candy corn is doing an alright job now though.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Dear Mother Nature,
Please don’t fuck us. Love, VanOC 2010
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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TIPSY. i AM.
Jan 22nd
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"If you work really hard, and you are kind,...
Conan
Jan 22nd
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