December 2009
If you love Flight of the Concords,
wishopeace:
then here you go:
http://flightoftheconchords.co.nz/audio-player.php
You’re welcome.
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...
– Albert Einstein (via oceanofmind) (via isthisblood) (via pie0)
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The BBC believes most people have only read 6/100.
naddypop:truthordare:
01 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - 02 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - 03 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte - 04 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling - 05 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - 06 The Bible - 07 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte - 08 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell - 09 His Dark Materials - Philip...
but for me, the question of the guilty pleasure...
jaimeleigh:
The whole idea of a guilty pleasure is rooted in the belief that there is “good” art (acceptable to like) and “bad” art (not acceptable to like). And for this distinction to exist there must be an arbiter of goodness, somebody who decides what is good and what is bad.
This is where I get stuck.
In University I went with my modern drama prof and some of my classmates to watch a...
Helium walks into a bar and orders a drink
kapi:
The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it.
– Alanis Morissette (via nihilnoetia) (via delacroix)
Tired and sore.
I had a great night last night though. Marks xmas party was really good. I had my share of drinks anyway. And I went to bootcamp yesterday morning with my mom, the first exercise I’ve had in weeks. ugh. So sore today.
I’ll have to take some ibuprofen and be prepared for some wii boxing….
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can...
– Dr. Seuss (via kari-shma)
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A voicemail from my good friend Mardi
(sung to the tune of Hey, Jude)
Hey, Jess. It’s Mardi Blow,
and I would like you to call me back please.
I hope your exam when swimmingly,
and I hope to hear from you soon.
Luck!
Please send it to me! I will need it, this exam is going to be BRUTAL!
There are two young girls here who have spent the...
I think they’ve gotten about a dollar more than they started with, but if they don’t cut it out soon I may lose it. Seriously. It’s fucking annoying. There is probably a front desk somewhere that I could rat them out to, but I wouldn’t know where it was.
“this one got stuck again.” Maybe you should freaking stop it before the rest of your change is stuck, or...
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Lunch.
Always tastes better when prepared and served for you by someone else.
(thanks Dad & Dave)
I’m not feeling alright today
I’m not feeling that great
I’m not catching on...
– Cake - sheep go to heaven
I feel like crap today.
could be lack of sleep, that I’m getting sick, nerves, or a plethora of other things. I do not like it though. At all. T-minus 9hours 15mins to this stupid exam, and T-minus 12h15m til I’m completely done this term! Woot.
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Biochem: scientifically proven to be better with...
What's the difference between a golf ball and an...
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards!
Neville Longbottom is the new Chuck Norris.
harryfuckingpotter:psychedeas:
Chuck Norris’ boggart is Neville Longbottom. Neville urinates Felix Felicis. If Grindewald and Voldemort were to get in a fight, Neville would win. Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Neville Longbottom bites the heads off of Hippogriffs. Neville is one-eigth centaur. This has nothing to do with bloodline; he once ate an entire centaur.
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realized there is much more studying to be done...
jacobchelsey:
i’m at the point where i either say ‘eff it, i’ll bull shit my way through it tomorrow’ OR ‘time to buckle down and try to absorb as much as i can in the next 21.75 hours’
i’m leaning to the first
haha I feel the same for biochem, except I still have 25.5 hours and I can’t bullshit my way through it.
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On my christmas wishlist: →
Popcap games are all 50% off right now. That means one of my very lovely friends or family members could purchase games such as Insaniquarium for me for only 9.95$! What a deal! haha
(tea latte + hand held frother)x(labtop +...
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Honestly, I hearby give you my permission to punch...
IF!!! I ever ask you when you are going to start having children, or when you’re having more, or whatever. It’s none of my business, nor is it any of your business when or if I plan to have kids.
(Re)
skysignal:
Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland full trailer
Monopoly
Mono - one
Poly - comes from the greek word polein which means to sell.
There you go, prequario.
Those who don’t make mistakes usually don’t make anything.
– Principles of Life: