The Real Jess: Archive

lhh: icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Dolly...

Dec 30th

Also,

I think the bf and I are going to see a moving picture tonight. Any suggestions?

Dec 30th

Going to have tea with/deliver a (late) Christmas...

If I did this more often, it’d be way less awkward and I wouldn’t be stressed about it.

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

sometimes, I forget to check my email for like,...

and then I’m like ‘oh yeah!’ and feel like a doofus.

Dec 29th

I don't like cupcakes.

betterthancupcakes: sisforsara: tim-ryan: I LOVE cake. I enjoy what’s in a cupcake. But here’s the thing: Cupcakes are messy. I hate peeling the paper off of a cupcake, because I inevitably get mess on my fingers. A good cake or cupcake has a lot of frosting on it. Therefore, to avoid mess, you should use a fork. You can’t eat a cupcake with a fork. Also, with cake, you can ensure you get...

Dec 29th

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I'm having a party tonight, and you are all...

If you are in Victoria BC Canada, come and party at my place tonight. Good times will be had by all.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

You can dance if you want to.

iammattjordan: (via magnoliasurgeon) You can leave your friends behind.

Dec 28th

You're invited

saintnate: stupidinboston: expectoomuch: inothernews: Are you including roundtrip airfare and accomodations at this place? :-) lickystickypicky: Lickystickypicky, Capriquarius and Fowlerfotography invite you to a birthday bash on January 19th and 20th, since it is their birthdays. Capricorns rule. January 16th here samesies, January 16th. Capricorns do sort of rule. SiB, you’re...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Joshawesome:

Get drunk and tumbl tonight anyway. They can’t really fire you. Or they can, but there isnt much point. Tonight is more family stuff for me, or ‘Christmas Day 5.’ Drunken/stoned ramblings will follow.

Dec 28th

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Dear readers,

joshawesome: therealjess: joshawesome: urbanredneck: If you don’t have them- get comments:) I love responding to stuff, but it isn’t always appropriate to re-blog, and a lot of you don’t share your e-mail address. So, go here, and follow the instructions. MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THE PLACEMENT INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY OR COMMENTS WON’T WORK. For serious. Or put up some contact info. OOOH...

Dec 27th

I am notorious for 'liking' and immediatly...

whatevs

Dec 27th

the great things about canada: the girls, the free...

(via realrealsoft) True story

Dec 27th

Dear readers,

joshawesome: urbanredneck: If you don’t have them- get comments:) I love responding to stuff, but it isn’t always appropriate to re-blog, and a lot of you don’t share your e-mail address. So, go here, and follow the instructions. MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THE PLACEMENT INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY OR COMMENTS WON’T WORK. For serious. Or put up some contact info. OOOH thanks for putting these...

Dec 27th

P.S. Micro cousin

equals your cousins baby who is here because of christmas but he is REALLY FREAKIN CUTE! Hes also my grandmas only great grandchild. \ And he will have a cousin in 2 monthes.

Dec 27th

Student Loans: The Newest Offensive in the Class... →

joshawesome: shorterexcerpts: icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Or, how to cripple a generation before they are walking on their own two feet. Side note: We (meaning me) get a little conspiracy on your ass from time to time. The phrase “power structure” is a good indicator to just nod along while I finish my rant. When scores of middle class students began attending college in the 60’s and...

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

AHA!

my new AIM is iamjessicawilton (kinda a mattjordan spoof, only its because I was getting frustrated with the number of AIM accounts that are similar to my name or to my nicknames)

Dec 25th

I quit

230 in the morning is an aweful time to try to think of an AIM screen name, when it seems that EVERYTHING is take. I’ll have to give it a go another time.

Dec 25th

how to not mistake sex as love →

I’m not sure where I read this a few days ago, but its a good read. Seriously Ladies (and guys too!), take note!

Dec 25th

20 Films to see in 2009 - Movie Gallery →

I didnt know when Harry Potter was comign out before I scrolled through this, but I am clearly excited!

Dec 25th

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince →

movie trailer - I hope it works this time. Even if youre not into HP, the last 10 seconds of this clip made me laugh

Dec 25th

Harry Potter and the half blood prince

comes out july 17. I am stoked. Wook, youre coming with, right? Lets do the midnight theatre thing.

Dec 25th

Is it Christmas yet? →

I actually almost just cried. I thought to check this link just a moment ago at 12:40am on December 26, PST. I missed it. “No.” :(

Dec 25th

Okay,

tell me more about AIM. Sell it to me. Tell me it’s ups and downs, be honest. I wanna know why you think I should be appart of this.

Dec 25th

HEY SaintNate! →

Can we be friends in real life? I mean, I know that we live like 1800 miles apart or something, but still. I would like to hang out with you one day. Also I know youre moving even further than that from Victoria BC, but I would like to be your friend. Email me, maybe one day in the future we can meet up. So jess at hotmail dot com

Dec 25th

i love, love, love this kind of stuff. →

allibautista: i’ll leave you with this. goodnight.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

Thanks again to all of you:) I love you TONS!

(via urbanredneck) I am so freakin jealous, in the ‘I REALLY REALLY WANT TO BE AN AUNT!” kinda way. One of my brothers is engaged, and I get to be a bridesmaid which is the best thing to happen in ages. Good luck to you!

Dec 25th

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who's fucking drunk?

joshawesome: iammattjordan: matt’s fucking drunk. I’m fucking drunk too. Drunk ftw I am only festively merry? or something. tipsy. My wine needs a refill.

Dec 25th

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tumblr drinking game? i still have some room in me...

via joshawesome. Awesome. Yes. Every time you reblog you chug a drink? Everytime someone reblogs or likes something of yours you take a sip? Everytime you see a GPOYW, SNPD, or SF you take a sip? I’m down with all of these things.

Dec 25th