The Real Jess

2009

December
October 211
September 145
August 165
July 243
June 167
May 132
April 249
March 204
February 225
January 330

2008

June 6
May
April
March
February
January

Quote of the day:

”Like, who drops two classes to buy a bong?!” overheard outside the library.
Oct 1st
alilbit:funtime:(via bclikesyou:zaftig)
Oct 1st
jacobchelsey:donowitz: Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me...
Oct 1st
fuckyeahtwilight:(via thenewromantic)
Oct 1st
iloveweed: Pot prohibitionists hate children
Oct 1st
New Foo Fighters!!
Oct 1st

The answer to life, the universe, and...

thegrasshopperunit: is 42.
Oct 1st
(via synecdoche)
Oct 1st
until:katietower:kevin:adamw: How a sewing machine...
Oct 1st

Feeling extra cranky right now.

I have 5 midterms next week and my fucking Lab instructors wont give me extentions on my lab reports...
Oct 1st

Finally done that lab report.

Only took me like 6 hours in total. FML.
Sep 29th
“Robinson’s is dead to me and my family.”
— Jacob V. Chelsey really? why?
Sep 29th
(via wishopeace)
Sep 29th
“Go dog go was better.”
— Gentry’s Tumblog Thing
Sep 29th
Listen Listen
joshisinfinite: Polite Dance Song by The Bird and The Bee
Sep 28th
Trying to do some homework…Not enjoying myself in the...
Sep 28th
Listen Listen
joshisinfinite: Love You Madly by CAKE
Sep 28th

I'm making yogurt from scratch!!

mtastic: (via therealjess) Oh nice! How? I’ll email you the recipe, which I got from...
Sep 28th

Does anyone know what kind of skeletal...

I have to do a presentation on them in lab next week, and that’s a part of the criteria, but I...
Sep 28th

it's true: life is short. take more...

pie0:lexromualdez:harlequeeen
Sep 27th

It's absolutely ridiculous that I can't...

I’m not impressed.
Sep 27th
“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for the day. But set fire to...”
— Terry Pratchett, Discworld...
Sep 27th
pie0:hennypotter:bakitwhynande:castroj: this made me sooo...
Sep 27th

I'm making yogurt from scratch!!

Sep 27th
thegrasshopperunit:via de.fishki.net
Sep 27th
“That’s the thing with furniture; the more you wobble...”
— Mark, my carpenter boyfriend.
Sep 27th

Likin' the new avatars.

Sep 27th
humanpig: if you can guess what’s in the bag I’ll give you a...
Sep 25th
eatsleepdraw: by AnastasiArtistA Aside from the fact that...
Sep 25th
GPOYT - eating an apple after my lab…. SO...
Sep 25th
“Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of...”
— W. Clement Stone (via...
Sep 25th

I refuse to regret the things I've done....

pinkelephink:jacobchelsey:(via twothirty) life rule #1
Sep 24th
Listen Listen
Kalai - On my mind
Sep 24th
(via fuckyeahhappy)
Sep 24th
humanpig: (via fadychamaa) This kind of hurts my eyes to...
Sep 24th

Also,

will somebody please come and make my computer work? And my phone, and everything else too? please?
Sep 24th

1000 years ago we...

thought that the earth was flat only knew about these elements: gold, silver, copper, iron,...
Sep 24th

If you don't have anything nice to say,...

pinkelephink
Sep 24th
(via wishopeace) While I agree with the sentiment…...
Sep 24th
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kapi: No You Girls — Franz Ferdinand
Sep 24th
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thismightsuck: Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
Sep 24th

I got no motivation.

Where is my motivation? No time for the motivation.
Sep 24th

Fuck it.

Sep 23rd
synecdoche:(via anitatata) that’s just silly. My friend...
Sep 23rd
pie0:(via serotonin)
Sep 23rd
thismightsuck: truth
Sep 23rd

I got 100% on my first quiz!

So did about 45 other people but that’s fine.
Sep 22nd
delacroix: Happy Birthday, you creepy bastard.
Sep 22nd
“If you don’t play an instrument, go get a damn kazoo bitch...”
— The Grasshopper Unit: Dear...
Sep 21st
This guys a winner. :)
Sep 21st

I just spent 5 minutes choosing some...

and I even captioned each individual picture, then another 5 minutes waiting for them to load, and I...
Sep 21st
Sep 21st
Seriously?
Sep 21st
thegrasshopperunit:via imgur.com
Sep 21st
wishopeace: Gay People Can Quote The Bible Too
Sep 21st

Love hurts.

Especially when what you love is playing rugby.
Sep 21st
mliaverage: Today, while eating M&M’s I found a purple M&M in my bag. I’m onto you, red...
Sep 21st
fuckyeahhughlaurie: Don’t forget House starts back up...
Sep 20th
More silly times, in case there was any question. Yes, I...
Sep 20th
Another bad one… Going down?
Sep 20th
Here’s a picture for Pie. From a rugby theme,...
Sep 20th
fuckyeahtwilight:mmmhummus: (via fuckyeahrobpattz) ...
Sep 20th

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar...

pie0:lovelesswrists:- shitmydadsays
Sep 20th
I’m pretty sure that Sidney Crosby is the only person...
Sep 20th
A silly picture of me at rugby last year or the year...
Sep 19th

fine! I'll go to sleep.

thegrasshopperunit: I fuckin’ hate sleeping, unless it’s in the morning when I’m waking up… Then I...
Sep 19th
More of Mike and Krista's wedding photos!!!
Sep 19th
fuckyeahtwilight:thenewromantic:neonglitz:(via kanyegate)
Sep 19th

Seriously though, guys.

WHAT THE FUCK is with the Death Eaters burning down the Burrow in the Harry Potter and the Half...
Sep 19th

It just seems cruel to put Jennifer...

(via jaimeleigh)
Sep 19th
until:thedailywhat: Bearsharktopus of the Day: Welp,...
Sep 19th
100+ followers!! I missed 100, but it was Joe’s Life....
Sep 18th
fuckyeahtwilight:(via fuckyeahkstew) Kristen Stewart,...
Sep 18th
until:malty: or maybe I should have gotten the Beer Bottle...
Sep 18th
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synecdoche: THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD.
Sep 18th

In a chem lab right now.

I know it’s the just first day, but it’s super boring. And the TA seems super awkward....
Sep 18th
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jacobchelsey:thechroniclesofmarnia: Paramore-Use Somebody (Kings Of Leon Cover) Better than the...
Sep 17th
Dear niece or nephew, I’m very excited to meet you....
Sep 17th
pie0:smigin:edbury This is how I feel on mornings when I...
Sep 17th

Joke of the Day

jacobchelsey:somethingintellectual: A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a...
Sep 17th
(via kapi)
Sep 17th
until: kevin: USBcell — Rechargable batteries that plug...
Sep 17th
pinkelephink:paulprosseda:bombhead:doodleology:thecount:minds...
Sep 16th

I am now off work until after my baby is...

pinkelephink: And we’re not talking like a few days after the baby is born, not even a few weeks,...
Sep 16th
jacobchelsey:(via yimmyayo) I can’t believe I...
Sep 16th
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kapi: Colourblind — Counting Crows
Sep 16th
Warch Watch
carlovely: julie nunes featuring jake & amir - tubthumping
Sep 16th
40 things to do drunk before you die
Sep 16th
fuckyeahtwilight:piktured:oldfilmsflicker
Sep 15th
wishopeace:classics:apolaustic:livingreflection:eearthtoerica...
Sep 15th
“So instead of peeing on a mirror…”
— Dave, in reference to our cat...
Sep 15th
jnadiger: rt @sispurrier Only 39% of Americans believe in evolution. That means that out of every 5...
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
Watch this video of me killing a crab at work...
Sep 15th

I found my brother-from-another-mother...

My night is getting better, and I’m starting to get over it.
Sep 14th

aaaah fuck it.

(via kari-shma)
Sep 14th

At the ferry.

Waiting for another hour to take the 2 hour ride home. I have nothing to read, or do. My cell phone...
Sep 14th

Also, my phone is still shitty.

Sep 14th

Forty minute detours and crying in...

Great.
Sep 14th

Brighouse does not equal Bridgeport.

FYI
Sep 14th

Also,

The two trains fork just after Bridgeport. If you get on downtown and are getting off at or before...
Sep 14th

I'm on the new Canada Line train.

It does seem faster than the bus. And cleaner too, but that may just be because it’s new.
Sep 14th

Just ate homemade yogurt for breakfast!!

Apparently Krista can do crazy things in the kitchen, such as make yogurt. It was super tasty, now I...
Sep 13th

Hangin' out at my brothers place in Van.

Woot.
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
megmess: jay-z and dave-z from last night’s letterman. “the pot calling the kettle...
Sep 12th
(via wishopeace)
Sep 12th

So,

don’t get a phone with Telus. Just don’t do it. I can’t really say if it’s...
Sep 12th
thelos:nickmcglynn: Airless Tires for Military Vehicles ...
Sep 11th
Dear Google weather, please be accurate, as this is my last...
Sep 11th

I lost my old pencil case on the first...

It was full too. Balls.
Sep 11th
Listen Listen
thismightsuck: The Beach Boys - Kokomo
Sep 11th
kevinnuut: Your DNA As Art. Because your genetic code is...
Sep 11th
(via wishopeace)
Sep 11th
What kind of phone should I get? The one on the left is the...
Sep 11th
(via pie0) This is going to be me in the coming months.
Sep 10th
Check out this spider that I trapped in my basement!!!!!!
Sep 10th
"Don't be such a dog's bowels."
Sep 10th
Guess where I am right now!? woot woot A good way to end...
Sep 10th
fightoffyrdmns First day of the school year… First...
Sep 9th
Lookin’ forward to hang out with this girl tomorrow...
Sep 9th

I slept like shite last night.

I was awake playing cards and video games til 430, then slept very poorly til about 9. Had a nap...
Sep 8th
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are2: Time After Time — Cyndi Lauper
Sep 7th
(via movieoftheday) ...
Sep 7th

Something in this house keeps beeping,...

I’m just cleaning up after house-sitting here for two weeks, and I’ve got the dishwasher...
Sep 7th
pie0:(via Kevin Farris)
Sep 7th
pie0:urif:Bond… Mythbusters style!
Sep 7th
fuckyeahtwilight:sergeantkero: Team Jacob Ahahaha! way too...
Sep 7th
fuckyeahhughlaurie:(via thingsgohazy)
Sep 6th
mtastic: Season Premier of Grey’s Anatomy September 24. Cannot wait.
Sep 4th
thelos: michelleshepherd: Speaking of waffles… How cool...
Sep 4th
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thismightsuck: Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Sep 4th
kellyv79:partiallycommitted:(via theantipodeanhomo)
Sep 4th
Oh my. I totally forgot about watching tv online, and how it...
Sep 3rd
(via explodingdog)
Sep 2nd

I stayed up too late last night, then...

But was never really awake enough to put a sweater on. Had an amazing night last night though....
Sep 2nd
alilbit:scrambledmeggs:soy: 1. The man played Iron Man....
Sep 2nd

Hotmail is still up

kapi: Who’s laughing now, bitches?
Sep 2nd
(via synecdoche) File under: things to try
Sep 2nd

Just in case you have ever thought...

(via pinkelephink) True story.
Sep 1st

Off to see the wizard!

Sep 1st

I need a new cellphone.

I’m with Telus, and I’m wondering if anyone can recomend a kind of phone that...
Sep 1st

Kate!

You’re alive!
Sep 1st
A silly picture of Mark and me. Happy anniversary, babe.
Sep 1st